My girlfriend Casey has an always changing list of people she'd like to kill, if there were guaranteed no consequences. They are always celebrities. My friend Garrett's list is topped with JLo, but I like her in Out of Sight. Casey's is Ben Affleck, because Gigli is on right now. Brittany Spears and Fred Durst are up there for her. I think my top pick is Michael Jackson. I also really hate Julia Roberts, but does she deserve death? Maybe I should go see Mona Lisa Smile and decide.

What five people do you want dead?